So what can I tell you? Well...
- One of these men is a perfectionist - the other thinks he is perfect.
- One of these men is a heavy sleeper - the other is often up all night.
- One of these men drives people up the wall - the other just drives women crazy.
- One of these men does not wear socks - the other is wearing very well, thank you.
And without both of these men... polite society may not survive.